Good attitude Fry! Seems we have the exact same scale! LOL
I bought a talking scale. You activate it by tapping it with your foot and a lovely Brittish accent says "Are you ready"? To which I would say "NO!" I'd love to have a scale I could pre-program with certain weights to give different phrases. Such as if I get within 5# of my starting weight, it would read the weight at "You don't want to know right now" or when I'm 5# from my goal weight, it would say "You are soooooooooo close! Good girl".
Any inventors out there?