rebeccafussner's Logboek, 23 jun 20

Video? Oh no! that is probably the second time in my life ( when every one has a recorder) that I am grateful there is no video. The first was in MS. I was on the roof clearing the gutters for Mom and found a crapton of fire ants. I was slapping my self trying to get them off TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO THE WORLD. Loosing the battle with the ants, I started stripping on the roof under God's blue sky. So I'm slapping, wiggling, stripping, cussing,yelling for mom to get the hose, a true epic meme this would have been crazy fat lady stripping on the roof! So during my little "dance" I lost my balance and rolled off the roof into the Azalea bushes and the front yard. Kinda lay there for a few seconds in me unmentionables dazed, being grateful that after inventory I had no broken bones....then Inoticed the ants...(excessive swearing censored) so now the crazy lady in her undies is "dancing" on the front lawn in full view of the highway I might add. Finally got to the shower and got them off. Bites every where. the nice little yellow blisters that burn and burn.... I had to take a bath scrubby and vinegar to them , pop them and while the vinegar stung a little it did stop the burning. then off to the E.R. because my face was swelling. then there were 4 days of looking like an infected strawberry.... Yes I am grateful to have escaped the epic meme video.