Dieter's Prayer
Lord! grant me the strength,
That I may not fall,
Into the clutches of Cholesterol.
The road to Hell is paved with butter.
Cake is cursed, cream is awful,
And Satan is hiding in every waffle.
Beelzebub is a chocolate drop.
Lucifer is a lollipop.
Teach me the evils of Hollandaise,
Of paste and gobs of Mayonnaise.
And crisp fried chicken from the south,
If you love me Lord
SHUT MY MOUTH
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