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New Song:
There's a tear in my bacon
Cause I'm tired of sugar shakin'
Fructose syrup getting me fatter
Until my arteries rupture and splatter
So, now there's tears in my bacon
And I'm no more sugar shakin
Blood sugar no longer rocketin' to Mars
My body's gonna heal these scars
There's tears in my bacon
My feets done stopped their quakin'
Blood pressure no longer breaks the cuff
My hearts just the regular stuff
I'm not crying for the sugar
I'm waving goodbye to the dieting bugger
This ain't no dieting no more
It's a way of eating for sure
Each meal is my choice of life
Do I live or do I die with this slice of knife
I can cut up something to save my behind
Or I can cut up something to bury it all behind
So, there's a tear in my bacon
Cause I'm crying for this crazy shakin
Known as living so alive
Who would have that healthy, would be I
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