Dear Fat,
Thank you for keeping me warm over the winter. As spring is at its midpoint, I'm am very thankful in the process of which you are moving on with your life. I do not apologize for the forcefulness of my decision for us parting ways. It's been time for a long time. As much as I appreciate you getting your stuff out starting with in the thigh and hip rooms, you still have lots of junk left. You have until Megan's wedding to get out.

Respectfully, Anne Marie


Dear Fat,


I applaud your efforts but I'm afraid you failed at your "leave the purse behind" dating tactic. I'm trying to move on with my life but my thighs are not your storage. Mt rebound guy, Atkins, took me out shopping, worked out together, and made me realize that I AM all that. He was just what I needed to get you out of my system. It was fun but now I have REAL FOOD in my future. I was nice before so consider this your eviction notice!

So over you, Anne Marie